Saturday, March 21, 2009

The envelope please...

Before I announce the winner of HLAC's first ever Super Skanktacular Saturday Giveaway, I need to take care of some bloggity business. As previously mentioned, Stacy from Louisville (aka "Stace"), was disqualified from the contest. I did, however offer an alternative prize for one of her fabulous giveaways. Stacy, may I offer to you for future giveaways, Lint from my Dryer:

(You're welcome! Don't mention it.)

Now, on to the contest. I will tell you that 2 out of 3 of the judges put a great amount of thought into choosing the winner of this contest. (One of them thinks I'm very silly and that I should probably go grocery shopping. But I digress...) The following is an excerpt from an email from one of the judges:

"ok- here's my 2 top ones - Jake and RRRRamone....but it's tough..the GI Joes need women....and I want to pick Helen just because....
but....the more I think of it being the Kardashian sisters....it seems they need to go to Tony C to get to know the GI Joe guys....is that sick and twisted?
RRRamone at least needs to get some feet....but Jake and the antennae story is really funny....I keep vacillating....ok - final answer - Toncy C -...I can't quit you!!!!"

When all was said and done, there were four favorites. Tony C and Jake both had compelling stories, Rrramone was a strong contender for all of the judges, and regardless of the results of future contests, he will definitely be getting some feet.

But there can only be one winner. Two out of the three judges agreed that one story deserved to win. And while the story was compelling, what put this contestant over the top was the introduction of a new word forever burned into the judges' minds:

Prostitot:


Congratulations Erin! Please email me at katdishrich@gmail.com with your shipping address. Non-winning entries will be forwarded to this week's contest. Enter early. Enter often!

Later today, I will introduce the next group, "Slutty Girlz Rock Band" featuring the musical stylings of Miss Amy Winehouse! Stay tuned...

6 comments:

JML said...

Well, at least I put up a fight for it. I was actually making plans about whose cars were going to be adorned with their ginormous melon-heads, too! I'll just have to try harder next time!

Erin said...

I'm so excited.

(which always leads to
"I'm so excited,
I'm so excited,
I'm so scared.)

Also I'll email you ASAP. My daughter will be well on track to make me a grandma before my thirties are done (Lord willing)

Sadly Tesco doesn't sell the stripper pole for kids anymore, so I'll have to get her an adult sized one in a couple of years!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-412195/Tesco-condemned-selling-pole-dancing-toy.html

♥ Kathy said...

hahaha @ the lint prize :D

sherri said...

"Prostitot" HAHAHAHAHA

Tony C said...

I would like to congratulate Erin and just state it was an honor to even be considered.

Please don't worry about the Joe's. My wife found a couple of N Sync figures and a Michael Jackson figure we're throwing in for USO style entertainment along with a Dazzle and Barbie Snow White that are a little worn but still 'serviceable.'

Stacy from Louisville said...

I love lint. How did you know?