Saturday, March 13, 2010

Oscars? Dog on the Twitter? Zombieland? Check!

I think this week was an all-time record for the least number of tweets for me. But I still managed to get my dog his own twitter account, tweet with the Oscars and share a couple of twitpics. I know...I'm a giver.

The best of me (or not) on the twitter this week:

@billycoffey you were correct. Double tap is rule #2. I stand corrected.)

Writing about reading page proofs & why I'm reading them backwards. #amwriting

@br8kthru Zombieland isn't intense. It's just good old fashioned zombie killing.(in reply to br8kthru @katdish If it's "intense" at all, I have to watch it by myself (and she can't know that it's on either) :))

@billycoffey Actually, doubletap is rule #4 – (in reply to billycoffey @katdish That was rule number two, wasn't it?)

@br8kthru Zombieland. Nuff said. (in reply to br8kthru @katdish that sounds nice- was the movie any good?)

@billycoffey Now be nice before I give you the double tap you.

@billycoffey That movie was a masterpiece. (in reply to billycoffey @katdish Yes, boss. I know you have a lot to do, what with all the zombie movies.)

@billycoffey Dude - you gotta stop making your tweets so long. I had to edit b4 I RTed. I don't have that kind of time.

After watching it on PPV, I'm really disappointed "Zombieland" did not win for best picture. That movie had everything.

@Doallas World peace? (in reply to Doallas @katdish Thank you for asking. Well! The sun's shining; the snow's gone; and it's getting warm. What more could we want?)

Watching American Idol for the first time this year. Um....hmmm...

Who have you been talking to @buddylovethedog?

A law firm is now following my dog on twitter. Did I miss something?

@br8kthru Yes. But they're a bee-otch to put into the night deposit box. (in reply to br8kthru @katdish Sure! Checks are one thing, but giant CHECKS are even better. That's why they write the giant ones 2 charities & lottery winners :)

@br8kthru I'm good. Got to make a giant "CHECK" on my to do list, which is always a good feeling.

@buzzbyannies Yes. Rabid squirrels are most amusing. Especially from the other side of the window.

@buzzbyannies Well, let him in, silly! (in reply to buzzbyannies - This squirrel keeps throwing himself against my office window.)

@mxings There is no fire ant heaven. Only hell. (in reply to mxings @katdish meanwhile in ant heaven...)

Imitation is the highest form of flattery. But it's still annoying sometimes...

@gyoung9751 Have you cursed your son? Did you say, "I hope you have kids just like you?" Because that one ALWAYS works. (in reply to gyoung9751 @katdish Thanks. If our Cameron is anything like his father, we're all in trouble. I'll practice yelling his name.)

Die evil ants! Die!

@DanekS So let it be written. So let it be done...Mwha ha ha! (in reply to DanekS @katdish Smite them. Smite them all. : o )

The bible says, Love what is good, hate what is evil. Which is why I'm fixin' to go hate on some evil fire ants.

@Helenatrandom Yes. "Holla" is a classy way to say "Holler". Cuz as you know, I'm all up in classy. (in reply to Helenatrandom @katdish When I read the tweet she responded to, I thought you spelled "Hola" wrong... You meant "Holler" huh?)

Separated at birth? @pwilson of Nash Vegas and @RealKidPoker (aka Daniel Negreanu) of Las Vegas. Interesting...

RT @BuddyLovetheDog: Well, this has been an exahuasting day of sleeping and barking at the wind. Time for a nap.

@sarahmsalter I know. Buddy Love said thank you. Not really - he could care less - but I appreciate it for him. (in reply to sarahmsalter @katdish I am! I am!)
So, are y'all following my dog yet? Priorities, people! @BuddyLovetheDog

@BuddyLovetheDog What the???? I step away for 5 MINUTES AND YOU'RE ON THE TWITTER?

Follow Monday - @buddylovethedog

@WinLiannefield Perhaps you're channeling @weightwhat (in reply to WinLiannefield @katdish Glad I could be your first. And second--TWSS. What is WRONG with me tonight?)

Okay, DANG IT! Stupid Directv. Looking away from the twitter b/c they haven't announced yet.

@WinLiannefield Yeah - What is UP with that? Sean Penn is still slurring his words on my tv. (in reply to WinLiannefield Yay for Sandra Bullock! Boo for my Directv being behind Twitter on the broadcast!)

Why is George Clooney so cranky?

Ferris Bueller. Best. Movie. EVER.

I don't care if I HAVEN'T seen any other movies, I still think Up should win. That movie rocks

Okay, RDjr. is giving off a Truman Capote vibe.

The mom in me is screaming MILEY! Get a sweater on girl!

RT @chasebook: The Blindside was Tim McGraw's best work since Flicka.

@noveldoctor Not yet, but it certainly wouldn't hurt. (in reply to noveldoctor Can't see Oscars from here - Is Steve Martin playing the banjo yet?)

@NargesNirumvala And feathers! Gotta love the feathers! (in reply to NargesNirumvala @katdish Beautiful opening. Very 20s musical inspired. #Oscars)

Oooo! Shiny!!!!

Oooo! Shark Boy! #ocscars

RT @Babybloomr: OK, weigh in: SJP-- exotically beautiful or horse-faced? Discuss. #oscars (Snort!)

I think "Up" should win, but mostly because that's the only one I've seen #oscars

RT @noveldoctor: If Hannibal Lecter shows up on the red carpet, it's probably unwise to ask, "Who are you wearing

Man! I thought Jeff Bridges was Kenny Rogers for a second. But he hasn't has his eyes done #redcarpet

My last 2 tweets should have ended with #Oscars. Scuse me

And Jennifer Lopez's dress has a sidecar.

That dude's hair matches his suit. And I don't like either.

What he said >RT @TwainToday: sorry if you are dissapointed but I don't send auto-DMs to my new followers. I also HATE getting them

@redclaydiaries All of mine of course! (in reply to redclaydiaries Catching up on blogs from past 2 weeks. What posts will I regret missing?)
@sarahmsalter No piece of cake

@sarahmsalter No cake. No peace. (in reply to sarahmsalter @katdish Okay, so the cake fell through. Dad thought the line was too long at the store, so he decided we wouldn't have cake. MEN!

@sarahmsalter Is it chocolate? Because I have some frequent flyer miles. (in reply to sarahmsalter @katdish Well, come on this way & I'll save you a piece. :)

@Helenatrandom That would be a Sponge Bob reference...

@Helenatrandom I love the trains in Chicago. Mostly because the voice over the PA at the station sounds like Plankton's computer wife Karen (in reply to Helenatrandom @CandySteele Any guesstimate as to how long? Do I have time to hop a train?)

@redclaydiaries Mishugas! Or something like that... (in reply to redclaydiaries Have you seen my pic of the Western Wall that made @katdish think of Hasidic cage fighters?

@redclaydiaries Ooooo! I love it when Bob writes for you. (in reply to redclaydiaries @katdish Mmmm, vulture. Perhaps BOB would like to write that post.)

@redclaydiaries And DANG! It smells like vulture.

@redclaydiaries I smell a guest post! (in reply to redclaydiaries I have an injured vulture in my garage. Yes, I AM a redneck. Why do you ask? Seriously, what does one DO with an injured vulture?)

"Each prayer cross comes w/a certificate of authenticity" Which is good, if you used a fake prayer cross, you might go to hell

You'd Think it was I can't believe it's not Butter!

This little piggy went to market. Well, parts of him did, anyway.

Happy Weekend! And as always, Sorry/you're welcome!


Wendy said...

Okay, really? You've gotta stop getting on the twitter at different times than me. I'm missing out on way too much here.

♥ Kathy said...

What is wrong with Neil Patrick Harris's ear? Is it just me or is it ummm longer than it should be?

katdish said...

Kathy - I didn't even notice that! Maybe his earpiece fell out. Or maybe he just has a freakishly long earlobe.

Beck said...

Every thought I had was erased by the picture of the pig hoofs. Eck!

JML said...

The double tap is my favorite in that movie. A few buddies and I keep using it. :D

Helen said...

I have a couple of recipes for the piggy feet if you need.
Thanks for including Oscar pics. I didn't watch, but at least now I now what you all were talking about.

Marni said...

Thank goodness I am not the only one who thinks "Sharkboy" when I see Taylor Lautner. Poor Lavagirl. I guess her career is in the toilet?

Also, I snorted. Out loud. When I read your comment about J-Lo's dress.