More twitter caroling, Houston snow and weiner poopie

Okay, yes. It snowed in Houston last week. Old news. It's all gone but the memories. More twitter caroling and whatnot. Also, I received an multiple recipient email with approximately 3,500 responses in the span of 20 minutes. Hence the exploding head tweet...

The best of me (or not) on the twitter:
@PuriChristos Cuz you ain't been nothin' but bad.

@PuriChristos So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

@PuriChristos I did a dance on Mommy's plants Climbed a tree and tore my pants Filled the sugar bowl with ants Somebody snitched on me.

@sarahmsalter @br8kthru Well, best I can figure, @weightwhat broke spades w/some kind of bodily function tweet. Am I right?

@br8kthru @sarahmsalter @weightwhat @redclaydiaries I don't even want to know what y'all are talking about...

RT @stretchmarkmama: @prodigaljohn Are you like eight feet tall? http://twitpic.com/sxhh7 //If by "8' tall" you mean "No", then yes.

So, did you hear? I'm a "powerful internet tornado" (snort!): http://bit.ly/4xVMtk

@sarahmsalter I have no problem w/dollar store, I'm just anti-crap. I hate it when someone says, "Look! This was only $1" if it's not needed

@marni71 @sarahmsalter (Slowly shaking my head in disapproval...)

@redclaydiaries You know what works for that? A recipe. Written down. (in reply to redclaydiaries @katdish Thank you. It always takes me 1 batch to remember how to make fudge. ADD is a b****)

@marni71 Don't forget to dust the antlers before you decorate. ( in reply to marni71 @redclaydiaries @katdish @CandySteele @SBeeCreations Good morning ladies. I'm transforming my office into a Christmas wonderland.)

@PeterPollock It's mad at me for dissing it on the twitter. ( in reply to PeterPollock Intense Debate is having HUGE problems on my blog today. Don't give up though. Better to have 2 comments the same from you than none!)

@redclaydiaries Oh, well that sounds disgusting. (in reply to redclaydiaries @katdish U might like my first batch. More grainy than fudgey.)

@gyoung9751 I am now following your lovely wife, @Janet52young

22 entries on the #tendollarchallenge. Awesome...http://bit.ly/57RPbq

@PuriChristos I just don't like the idea of having comments rated. Just bugs me

@redclaydiaries You know what? I don't like fudge. Too fudgey...

@muchl8r , et. al. - Why I hate The Prayer Cross commercial: http://bit.ly/79YF42

@muchl8r Yesh! My day was going very well. But now that Prayer Cross commercial is on and I want to punch someone in the neck.

@bryanallain Oh, I'm all up in that

RT @bryanallain: KILLER DEAL at Amazon right now on ALL 190 episodes of Seinfeld on DVD - $84.99 (from $250.99) http://bit.ly/7Op7yg

@PuriChristos Yet another reason I hate intense debate.

@billycoffey Sigh. I know. If it wasn't for the heated garage, I don't know what I would have done. (in reply to billycoffey @katdish I can't believe your car even started in those temperatures.)

@billycoffey I know. It's horrid... (in reply to billycoffey @katdish You poor thing.)

@CandySteele @buzzbyannies @billycoffey It's a chilly 37 here. I drove my daughter to the bus stop.

@kenworley What a bunch wet blankets... (in reply to kenworley @katdish Good morning. I don't think the other people in the office would like it if I wore fuzzy pj this morning.)

Good Morning Twitter! It's looking like a fuzzy pj sort of morning!

Super Cool Pastor/Church Planter/Twitter Snob Vince Antonucci is doing something awesome, you should check it out http://bit.ly/C64Ol

"We have absolute verification that our suspect lives here. His phone no. is on this pizza box"~Dog the Bounty Hunter

@charliewetzel you ARE a mean one Mr. Grinch!

Behold! Whoville at night!

@llbarkat Tell you what, next time I'm in NY, I'll buy you a venti and one of those fancy muffins. (in reply to llbarkat @katdish you can't leave. I'm waiting for my coffee. :)

Okay, people! Gotta go paint a laundry room today. For money. I'll have to enrich all your lives later...

RT @pagan43: @billycoffey Cheese and wine go well together. Do not let them abuse you ! //Oh, he loves it...

@redclaydiaries Don't forget your snuggie... (in reply to redclaydiaries Spending the day out. Which means I'm fully dressed. In clothes. That match. And wearing shoes. U wouldn't recognize me)

RT @HeatheroftheEO: @billycoffey Yes, no more Mr. Whiney Whinerton. Rain Shmain :)

@billycoffey Sorry, have I not called you that before? My bad... (in reply to billycoffey @katdish Now you're calling me cheesy?!)

RT @sarahmsalter: @billycoffey A casserole is a complex, but often comforting mixture. I think that fits. //& cheesy - don't forget cheesy

@gyoung9751 I know...we're weather wussies. (in reply to gyoung9751 @katdish When we lived in Houston, it snowed once - 1/2 inch. Paralyzed the city.)

RT @mabeswife: RT: @JeffAbram: Hate cannot run out hate, only love can do that. - Martin Luther King @quotme

@MattTCoNP @buzzbyannies Shaddup

"You are a human casserole, Mr. Coffey." - @candysteele http://bit.ly/5eIzuw

@gyoung9751 Well, not if you live in St. Louis. That's big news in SE Texas.

The lovely & talented @JeanneDamoff wrote a very nice post where she calls me "adorably incorrigible" http://bit.ly/7bWlBp

@TheBloggess You're a little too far southeast. Been to West Texas lately? (in reply to TheBloggess Also? Horny toads. Where have all the horny toads gone? I can only assume they're with the tumbleweeds.)

@billycoffey Well you've all heard the storyAbout Rudolph and his nose Well I'll tell you a Christmas tell That never has been told

@pagan43 Um...ewh. (in reply to pagan43 @katdish Weiner Poopie is waaaay funnnnee. Not like Rotweiler Poopie, which has buttons,fabric scraps and all manner of debris. KC)

@bryanallain I think you just like typing weiner poopie.

RT @bryanallain Weiner Poopie http://bit.ly/81DDg8

@llbarkat A client asked me how much I would charge her to paint all the woodwork in her house. I quoted her a million dollars.

@marni71 My mom buys me clothes for Christmas. She wraps them in the hanging bag w/the hangers still on them. (in reply to marni71 @makeadiff21 What is this "wrap" of which you speak. If it doesn't fit in a gift bag, I don't buy it.)

@marni71 Ugh! (in reply to marni71 @sarahmsalter @katdish @billycoffey @makeadiff21 Good Morning! There are 17 shopping days left until Christmas. You're welcome.)

Safety warning! Do NOT eat the new ZHU ZHU pets toy. Thank GOODNESS I read that...

@BridgetChumbley Now I've got that song in my head. Anticipay,yay,tion is making me wait...

RT @BridgetChumbley: New Post: One Word at a Time...'Anticipation' http://bit.ly/8pvLl4

Oh GAAAA!!! Joel Osteen is on my tv! Where's the remote?

RT @CarolynHoyt: What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.

@CandySteele No, sigh...it's all gone. I can't believe you didn't choose to bless that guy with whole milk & a pack of smokes!

RT @Brian_Russell: Saw a license plate on a Corvette that said "RT THIS". You, sir, are a nerd.

@CandySteele I'll tell her after she stops crying about what you said.

@CandySteele Are you dissing my daughter's snowman? Do you want to make her cry or something?

@PuriChristos Yes. It's about 2 feet high. I've NEVER seen this much snow in Houston, & it's still coming down.

@redclaydiaries I think @charliewetzels tweet is a TWSS comment waiting to happen.

Can I sub in watermelons? #randomemailquotes

Deep breath...AHEM. #followfriday @myapronstrings & mucho thanks for the $10 Challenge button design http://bit.ly/57RPbq

@redclaydiaries What you need is a good coconut bra #randomemailquotes

@billycoffey Don't you start with me... (in reply to billycoffey @sarahmsalter Oh, @katdish doesn't pay any attention to me anymore. I keep her too busy.)

Dear Twitter, If you don't hear back from me today, it's because my head exploded. Love, katdish

I just found out school is letting out early because of weather conditions. Okay, seriously? Michigan is laughing at us.

RT @jewda4: taking the road less traveled is generally a wise move, except in heavy snow with a 4-cyl car

Nooo! RT @Helenatrandom: Here's a secret about me....Sometimes I get carried away and go a little overboard. Shhh...Don't tell anyone.

RT @PeterPollock: Follow @billycoffey He's written the best fiction novel of 2010! #followfriday
@Helenatrandom Ah, yes...thank goodness for Al Gore (in reply to Helenatrandom @katdish It must be the fault of.............GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!)

It's snowing in Houston!

@sarahmsalter Mmmm.....monkey!

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