Friday, December 11, 2009

More twitter caroling, Houston snow and weiner poopie


Okay, yes. It snowed in Houston last week. Old news. It's all gone but the memories. More twitter caroling and whatnot. Also, I received an multiple recipient email with approximately 3,500 responses in the span of 20 minutes. Hence the exploding head tweet...

The best of me (or not) on the twitter:
@PuriChristos Cuz you ain't been nothin' but bad.

@PuriChristos So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas

@PuriChristos I did a dance on Mommy's plants Climbed a tree and tore my pants Filled the sugar bowl with ants Somebody snitched on me.

@sarahmsalter @br8kthru Well, best I can figure, @weightwhat broke spades w/some kind of bodily function tweet. Am I right?

@br8kthru @sarahmsalter @weightwhat @redclaydiaries I don't even want to know what y'all are talking about...

RT @stretchmarkmama: @prodigaljohn Are you like eight feet tall? http://twitpic.com/sxhh7 //If by "8' tall" you mean "No", then yes.

So, did you hear? I'm a "powerful internet tornado" (snort!): http://bit.ly/4xVMtk

@sarahmsalter I have no problem w/dollar store, I'm just anti-crap. I hate it when someone says, "Look! This was only $1" if it's not needed

@marni71 @sarahmsalter (Slowly shaking my head in disapproval...)

@redclaydiaries You know what works for that? A recipe. Written down. (in reply to redclaydiaries @katdish Thank you. It always takes me 1 batch to remember how to make fudge. ADD is a b****)

@marni71 Don't forget to dust the antlers before you decorate. ( in reply to marni71 @redclaydiaries @katdish @CandySteele @SBeeCreations Good morning ladies. I'm transforming my office into a Christmas wonderland.)

@PeterPollock It's mad at me for dissing it on the twitter. ( in reply to PeterPollock Intense Debate is having HUGE problems on my blog today. Don't give up though. Better to have 2 comments the same from you than none!)

@redclaydiaries Oh, well that sounds disgusting. (in reply to redclaydiaries @katdish U might like my first batch. More grainy than fudgey.)

@gyoung9751 I am now following your lovely wife, @Janet52young

22 entries on the #tendollarchallenge. Awesome...http://bit.ly/57RPbq

@PuriChristos I just don't like the idea of having comments rated. Just bugs me

@redclaydiaries You know what? I don't like fudge. Too fudgey...

@muchl8r , et. al. - Why I hate The Prayer Cross commercial: http://bit.ly/79YF42

@muchl8r Yesh! My day was going very well. But now that Prayer Cross commercial is on and I want to punch someone in the neck.

@bryanallain Oh, I'm all up in that

RT @bryanallain: KILLER DEAL at Amazon right now on ALL 190 episodes of Seinfeld on DVD - $84.99 (from $250.99) http://bit.ly/7Op7yg

@PuriChristos Yet another reason I hate intense debate.

@billycoffey Sigh. I know. If it wasn't for the heated garage, I don't know what I would have done. (in reply to billycoffey @katdish I can't believe your car even started in those temperatures.)

@billycoffey I know. It's horrid... (in reply to billycoffey @katdish You poor thing.)

@CandySteele @buzzbyannies @billycoffey It's a chilly 37 here. I drove my daughter to the bus stop.

@kenworley What a bunch wet blankets... (in reply to kenworley @katdish Good morning. I don't think the other people in the office would like it if I wore fuzzy pj this morning.)

Good Morning Twitter! It's looking like a fuzzy pj sort of morning!

Super Cool Pastor/Church Planter/Twitter Snob Vince Antonucci is doing something awesome, you should check it out http://bit.ly/C64Ol

"We have absolute verification that our suspect lives here. His phone no. is on this pizza box"~Dog the Bounty Hunter

@charliewetzel you ARE a mean one Mr. Grinch!

Behold! Whoville at night!

@llbarkat Tell you what, next time I'm in NY, I'll buy you a venti and one of those fancy muffins. (in reply to llbarkat @katdish you can't leave. I'm waiting for my coffee. :)

Okay, people! Gotta go paint a laundry room today. For money. I'll have to enrich all your lives later...

RT @pagan43: @billycoffey Cheese and wine go well together. Do not let them abuse you ! //Oh, he loves it...

@redclaydiaries Don't forget your snuggie... (in reply to redclaydiaries Spending the day out. Which means I'm fully dressed. In clothes. That match. And wearing shoes. U wouldn't recognize me)

RT @HeatheroftheEO: @billycoffey Yes, no more Mr. Whiney Whinerton. Rain Shmain :)

@billycoffey Sorry, have I not called you that before? My bad... (in reply to billycoffey @katdish Now you're calling me cheesy?!)

RT @sarahmsalter: @billycoffey A casserole is a complex, but often comforting mixture. I think that fits. //& cheesy - don't forget cheesy

@gyoung9751 I know...we're weather wussies. (in reply to gyoung9751 @katdish When we lived in Houston, it snowed once - 1/2 inch. Paralyzed the city.)

RT @mabeswife: RT: @JeffAbram: Hate cannot run out hate, only love can do that. - Martin Luther King @quotme

@MattTCoNP @buzzbyannies Shaddup

"You are a human casserole, Mr. Coffey." - @candysteele http://bit.ly/5eIzuw

@gyoung9751 Well, not if you live in St. Louis. That's big news in SE Texas.

The lovely & talented @JeanneDamoff wrote a very nice post where she calls me "adorably incorrigible" http://bit.ly/7bWlBp

@TheBloggess You're a little too far southeast. Been to West Texas lately? (in reply to TheBloggess Also? Horny toads. Where have all the horny toads gone? I can only assume they're with the tumbleweeds.)

@billycoffey Well you've all heard the storyAbout Rudolph and his nose Well I'll tell you a Christmas tell That never has been told

@pagan43 Um...ewh. (in reply to pagan43 @katdish Weiner Poopie is waaaay funnnnee. Not like Rotweiler Poopie, which has buttons,fabric scraps and all manner of debris. KC)

@bryanallain I think you just like typing weiner poopie.

RT @bryanallain Weiner Poopie http://bit.ly/81DDg8

@llbarkat A client asked me how much I would charge her to paint all the woodwork in her house. I quoted her a million dollars.

@marni71 My mom buys me clothes for Christmas. She wraps them in the hanging bag w/the hangers still on them. (in reply to marni71 @makeadiff21 What is this "wrap" of which you speak. If it doesn't fit in a gift bag, I don't buy it.)

@marni71 Ugh! (in reply to marni71 @sarahmsalter @katdish @billycoffey @makeadiff21 Good Morning! There are 17 shopping days left until Christmas. You're welcome.)

Safety warning! Do NOT eat the new ZHU ZHU pets toy. Thank GOODNESS I read that...

@BridgetChumbley Now I've got that song in my head. Anticipay,yay,tion is making me wait...

RT @BridgetChumbley: New Post: One Word at a Time...'Anticipation' http://bit.ly/8pvLl4

Oh GAAAA!!! Joel Osteen is on my tv! Where's the remote?

RT @CarolynHoyt: What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.

@CandySteele No, sigh...it's all gone. I can't believe you didn't choose to bless that guy with whole milk & a pack of smokes!

RT @Brian_Russell: Saw a license plate on a Corvette that said "RT THIS". You, sir, are a nerd.

@CandySteele I'll tell her after she stops crying about what you said.

@CandySteele Are you dissing my daughter's snowman? Do you want to make her cry or something?

@PuriChristos Yes. It's about 2 feet high. I've NEVER seen this much snow in Houston, & it's still coming down.

@redclaydiaries I think @charliewetzels tweet is a TWSS comment waiting to happen.

Can I sub in watermelons? #randomemailquotes

Deep breath...AHEM. #followfriday @myapronstrings & mucho thanks for the $10 Challenge button design http://bit.ly/57RPbq

@redclaydiaries What you need is a good coconut bra #randomemailquotes

@billycoffey Don't you start with me... (in reply to billycoffey @sarahmsalter Oh, @katdish doesn't pay any attention to me anymore. I keep her too busy.)

Dear Twitter, If you don't hear back from me today, it's because my head exploded. Love, katdish

I just found out school is letting out early because of weather conditions. Okay, seriously? Michigan is laughing at us.

RT @jewda4: taking the road less traveled is generally a wise move, except in heavy snow with a 4-cyl car

Nooo! RT @Helenatrandom: Here's a secret about me....Sometimes I get carried away and go a little overboard. Shhh...Don't tell anyone.

RT @PeterPollock: Follow @billycoffey He's written the best fiction novel of 2010! #followfriday
@Helenatrandom Ah, yes...thank goodness for Al Gore (in reply to Helenatrandom @katdish It must be the fault of.............GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!!!)

It's snowing in Houston!

@sarahmsalter Mmmm.....monkey!

Sorry/You're Welcome

8 comments:

Helen said...

I just love blaming snow on global warming. It gives me giggle fits.

Peter P said...

I thought you'd like my descriptions of you as a tornado and a whirlwind!

Sarah Salter said...

Kathy, you're priceless! :o)

Wendy said...

Another good week on twitter and the return of the prayer cross. Could life get any better?

Maureen said...

Twitter-eze: It's its own kind of poetry!

Especially when it comes from this group.

Marni said...

Sigh. I've been hunkered down in grant writing mode and don't get to read tweets much right now. Thank goodness for the ho-downs or I'd be completely out of the loop.

Oh, and I saw the Prayer Cross commercial the other night and thought of you all as I chunked my empty water bottle at the TV.

♥ Kathy said...

You enjoy Twitter much more often than I do...just sayin :)

L.T. Elliot said...

That Seinfeld deal? AMAZING. I'm glad your car started even in the freezing weather!