For the Over-Indulgent Parent:
While phrases like, "It's more important what's on the inside than what's on the outside" are all well and good for less attractive children, your little princess deserves only the very best! "Add an attractive and useful addition to your little girl's room with this daisy pastel vanity. It is a perfect furniture for their make-up, brushes, barrettes and jewelries. It maximizes the space in their room while keeping their fashion accessories organized." ($189.99)
Stuffed animals are a dime a dozen. If those tiny Webkins and Shining Star animals are all the rage, just imagine how grateful your kids will be when they see this bad boy under the tree! "Our gorgeous Giraffe makes a big statement. Featuring soft and cuddly plush and life-like features this beauty is sure to be family favorite for years to come. Featuring premium plush and an internal frame to keep upright. Giraffe filled with synthetic fibers. Size 22"l x 14"w x 59.5"h, Weight 12 lbs. Imported. (Age 3+)" (99.99)
Has your little train engineer grown tired of playing with his Thomas the Train railroad set? I mean, sure -- buying the complete set may have put you back a few grand, but how can you put a price on childhood memories? Let him experience the thrill of riding the rails with his very own Lionel Pedal Train! Train includes all-steel construction, adjustable pedals, chrome bell, realistic locomotive sounds, padded seat, and beautiful finish. Ride-on maximum capacity of 100 lbs. Seat to pedal 16-19". Size 46"l x 18"w x 25"h, Weight 39 lbs. Imported. (Age 2-6) Please note the weight limit of 100 lbs. -- not recommended for fat kids. ($319.99)
It's tons of fun for kids to spend a day at the amusement park or water slide. But let's face it, places like that are often frequented by some pretty undesirable folks. Why not let your kids enjoy the essence of the park without exposing them to the seedier elements of society?
Thrill Zone includes a bouncing area with netted sidewalls, a climbing wall with handles and footholds, a water slide with side rails, a pool at the slide landing, and a tunnel. Top arch with sprinkler system. Entrance ramp with Velcro closure. Durable PVC unit includes water bags and stakes for added stability, and a 110volt blower pump. 228" L x 92" W x 81" H. Weight limit 100 lbs. per section (500 lbs. total).($699.99)
I can already hear some of you now, "Kat, I don't have any human kids, aren't you forgetting about our little four-legged variety?" Well, of course not! This next section is just for you.
For The Over-Indulgent Pet Owner
Since many reading this are now experiencing cold weather, it seems cruel to expect little Bella or Baxter to brave the elements just because they have to tinkle! Even those of us who are still enjoying milder weather would agree that taking a dog out in the humid, damp air would be disastrous to their newly coiffed and groomed coats! That's why I love this next product, the Indoor Dog Restroom. This mat and tray system gives dogs a place to relieve themselves when they can't go outside for a respite. This ingenious system uses a mat made of antimicrobial, porous artificial turf that gives off an organic scent to attract dogs, so they can be taught quickly that it is an acceptable spot for relieving themselves. The tray is easy to empty and can hold up to 2 gallons of liquid. Sure, to the casual observer it looks like a door mat on a cookie sheet, but you and I know better! ($149.95, replacement mat $64.95)
We've covered a couple of products to make your favorite canine or feline feel like part of the family, but what about your fish? Don't you imagine that they get kind of lonely way over on the back wall away from direct sunlight? Treat Bubbles to his new home right in the middle of the action with his very own Aqua Coffee Table. After all, fish have feelings too! ($529.95)
On second thought, maybe you should leave my name out of it.