Saturday, November 29, 2008

Katdish's Holiday Gift Guide (Part 2)

As we learned in the first installment of Katdish's Holiday Gift Guide, nothing exceeds like excess. And since Thanksgiving is now a distant memory, there's no doubt that there are only a few among you who have yet to decorate your humble abodes in holiday splendor. Let us proceed with some clever gift ideas for everyone on your buying list this year.

For the Over-Indulgent Parent:

While phrases like, "It's more important what's on the inside than what's on the outside" are all well and good for less attractive children, your little princess deserves only the very best! "Add an attractive and useful addition to your little girl's room with this daisy pastel vanity. It is a perfect furniture for their make-up, brushes, barrettes and jewelries. It maximizes the space in their room while keeping their fashion accessories organized." ($189.99)



Stuffed animals are a dime a dozen. If those tiny Webkins and Shining Star animals are all the rage, just imagine how grateful your kids will be when they see this bad boy under the tree! "Our gorgeous Giraffe makes a big statement. Featuring soft and cuddly plush and life-like features this beauty is sure to be family favorite for years to come. Featuring premium plush and an internal frame to keep upright. Giraffe filled with synthetic fibers. Size 22"l x 14"w x 59.5"h, Weight 12 lbs. Imported. (Age 3+)" (99.99)


Has your little train engineer grown tired of playing with his Thomas the Train railroad set? I mean, sure -- buying the complete set may have put you back a few grand, but how can you put a price on childhood memories? Let him experience the thrill of riding the rails with his very own Lionel Pedal Train! Train includes all-steel construction, adjustable pedals, chrome bell, realistic locomotive sounds, padded seat, and beautiful finish. Ride-on maximum capacity of 100 lbs. Seat to pedal 16-19". Size 46"l x 18"w x 25"h, Weight 39 lbs. Imported. (Age 2-6) Please note the weight limit of 100 lbs. -- not recommended for fat kids. ($319.99)
Isn't it cute when other parents brag about how their little Johnny got an "A" in science class? You could point out to them that their kid is in regular classes while yours is in the "gifted and talented" program, but that would be condescending. Just invite them over the next time your kid pulls out his Fuel Cell Car and Experiment. "Winner of the Silver Award from the Parents Choice Foundation, this experiment kit gives children a fun, hands-on way to discover fuel cells, one of the most significant technologies of the 21st century. This kit makes 30 distinct experiments, including a car that uses solar power and a fuel cell to separate water into hydrogen and oxygen by electrolysis, and then runs on the resulting energy. Experiments cover electrolysis and its effect on water, how to construct and load a reversible fuel cell, decomposition of water in a fuel cell, and many others. Contains all necessary parts, tools, and a
lab manual (distilled water not included). Ages 12 and up. Made in Germany. 5-1/2" H x 5" W x 8" L. (1 lb.)"
($149.95)

It's tons of fun for kids to spend a day at the amusement park or water slide. But let's face it, places like that are often frequented by some pretty undesirable folks. Why not let your kids enjoy the essence of the park without exposing them to the seedier elements of society?

Thrill Zone includes a bouncing area with netted sidewalls, a climbing wall with handles and footholds, a water slide with side rails, a pool at the slide landing, and a tunnel. Top arch with sprinkler system. Entrance ramp with Velcro closure. Durable PVC unit includes water bags and stakes for added stability, and a 110volt blower pump. 228" L x 92" W x 81" H. Weight limit 100
lbs. per section (500 lbs. total).
($699.99)


I can already hear some of you now, "Kat, I don't have any human kids, aren't you forgetting about our little four-legged variety?" Well, of course not! This next section is just for you.

For The Over-Indulgent Pet Owner

Since many reading this are now experiencing cold weather, it seems cruel to expect little Bella or Baxter to brave the elements just because they have to tinkle! Even those of us who are still enjoying milder weather would agree that taking a dog out in the humid, damp air would be disastrous to their newly coiffed and groomed coats! That's why I love this next product, the Indoor Dog Restroom. This mat and tray system gives dogs a place to relieve themselves when they can't go outside for a respite. This ingenious system uses a mat made of antimicrobial, porous artificial turf that gives off an organic scent to attract dogs, so they can be taught quickly that it is an acceptable spot for relieving themselves. The tray is easy to empty and can hold up to 2 gallons of liquid. Sure, to the casual observer it looks like a door mat on a cookie sheet, but you and I know better! ($149.95, replacement mat $64.95)

Don't worry cat lovers, I haven't forgotten you! How many times have you said to yourself, "That big, stinky litter box seems so crude! Doesn't my cat deserve the dignity of using her very own toilet?" Well, of course she does! For hands-free cat box care, you can't beat the Cat Genie. Just press a button and the world's most advanced litter box flushes away cat waste, then washes, sanitizes and dries the entire area. You can even preset the controls to do it automatically every
day.
($299.99)

We've covered a couple of products to make your favorite canine or feline feel like part of the family, but what about your fish? Don't you imagine that they get kind of lonely way over on the back wall away from direct sunlight? Treat Bubbles to his new home right in the middle of the action with his very own Aqua Coffee Table. After all, fish have feelings too! ($529.95)
That conclude this edition of Katdish's Holiday Gift Guide. I know many of you are hankerin' to go online and start your shopping, but wait...there's more to come. For those of you who want to beat the Christmas rush on these items and choose to order today, make sure to tell them at Sky Mall that Katdish sent you...

On second thought, maybe you should leave my name out of it.

7 comments:

Annie K said...

Unfortunately for my kids I am not an over-indulgent parent. They just ask for money in leiu of gifts now...

Helen said...

Wow-I wouldn't need a vanity like that. My momma wouldn't let me wear make up until I was 16. The only exceptions were lipstick and nail polish she would put on me herself, picking out the color she thought appropriate when we went to a wedding. I still only wear lipstick and nail polish-I don't know how to apply anything else. Hey, maybe buying that vanity would help me....

ShawnW said...

That is one creepy giraffe!

Mare said...

I think you've found your calling in life!! Maybe you should contact skymall and see if they have any job openings for marketing.

:: jamie :: said...

Thanks to "katdish", I now have ALL my entire holiday shopping list complete! Thanks, KatDish!

(Please imagine all of the above said in a very cheesy retro advertising sort of voice. These posts were fabulous! hee hee!!!)

Beth said...

I'm back!

Forget Christmas, I want to get Frank the Thrill Zone for our next anniversary. But I notice it has a weight limit as well...bummer. Plus is costs significantly more than some cars we've bought in the past...oh well, it's a trip to Sullivan City Park's one and only waterslide for us! Woo!

verification word: laveiday- the day in which you return from an extended holiday weekend and wish to cover your entire house in molten lava just so you can get out of unpacking...

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