Everything you never wanted to know about Katdish

I was going to try to write a serious post today, but I just can't pull those things out of my hat like some folks (cough...Billy Coffey...cough). Also? I don't wear hats. So instead, I am unabashedly stealing his idea from last week.

So, here's your chance to ask me anything and everything. I'm excited and terrified all at the same time. But I will attempt to answer the questions as honestly and openly as I can. Unless I don't want to. If that's the case, I'll make something up that I think you want to hear. Because, as you know, I'm all about making my readers happy!

Possible topics of interest:

• A.D.D. and how I deal with it; or not deal with it, as the case may be
• What I do when I'm not on the computer?
• Have I always been like this?
• What's up with all the monkey butt references?
• Why do I always say "That's what she said"?
• How long do I think it will take before I become the next social media darling via Twitter?
• Paper or plastic?
• If I were a tree, what kind of tree would I be?
• What is the second most used keyword search topic that lands people on this blog besides "katdish"?
• What famous people read my blog and never comment? (that should be fun)
• Who's my favorite commenter?
• What's my favorite blog beside this one?

Okay, I'll tell you right now, I'm gonna lie about those last two. This should be quite interesting. I will write a follow up post on Saturday, so get those questions in early. I need plently of time to ponder them.

Geez. I'm a glutton for punishment...