Saturday, February 20, 2010

Bad movies, Bingo and Behold! The Jesus Chair!



Yesterday I ranted incessantly about some of the silly things sold at Christian bookstores. I also invited folks to share some ridiculous items they had come across. Well, Michelle came through in spades with a link to a picture of "The Jesus Chair". Sweet Fancy Moses!


Anyhoo...for some unexplained reason, it seems this was ignore katdish on the twitter week. But I don't give up that easily...

And now, the best of me (or not) on the twitter:

@br8kthru That was quite horrible, no? ( in reply to br8kthru @katdish it's so annoying! Thank you for the birthday greetings & if you send me the Jesus chair it will be regifted. :)

@sarahmsalter Tell @br8kthru that excuse is getting tired...

Would someone please tell @br8kthru to stop ignoring me on twitter? He's been doing it all day.

@VariantVal Pretty much every day. Snort! (in reply to VariantVal Do you ever have days when you just feel extra sexy, and pretty and all hawt??)

@br8kthru Continues to ignore me...

@Brian_Russell Sorry/you're welcome. (in reply to Brian_Russell @katdish That does help. Thanks. It's like a smoker trying to quit and breathing in second-hand smoke to cope.)

@Brian_Russell Well, I'm up 44% from last month, if that helps... (in reply to Brian_Russell Day 2 without Google Analytics... I'd be lying if I said I wasn't REALLY interested in my numbers...)

@br8kthru Happy Birthday Jason! Did you get a new sweater vest?

@gyoung9751 He is very doggy, isn't he? (in reply to gyoung9751 You have a great dog. And he's so -- doggie.)

This what Buddy Love does after a bath. Annoying... http://twitpic.com/13zw6k


Wait...this is the best side http://twitpic.com/13zgdl


Back of C3 trailer http://twitpic.com/13zg79


C3's trailer! http://twitpic.com/13zfu5

@DaleChumbley @BridgetChumbley I thought "getcherfreakon" was the next blog carnival.

@coffeewithmarty He's a cranky ho sometimes, but he's pretty much awesome. (in reply to coffeewithmarty @katdish ill follow your idaho guy ;)

@muchl8r New guy - @coffeewithmarty lives in Iowa, but is from Idaho.

@BridgetChumbley Bahahahahah! (in reply to BridgetChumbley @katdish @coffeewithmarty My new name: Bridget Cafe Chumbley or Bridget Coffeembly Gee... I'm not sure this works for me. *sigh*)

@coffeewithmarty Speak for yourself. @billycoffey is a total hillbilly. (in reply to coffeewithmarty @katdish HAHA! Neither @billycoffey or I are "hillbillies" I don't think! I'm kinda a city kid stuck in Iowa.)

@coffeewithmarty Although I do seem to find an inordinate amount of hillbillys

@coffeewithmarty Oh, please...It's not a country boy thing, it's a "good writing" thing.

@BridgetChumbley You know what? You're right! Hmmm... (in reply to BridgetChumbley @katdish What's up with you and men with Coffee/Coffey names? Hmmm....)

@KathleenOverby Yeah, Kathleen. Maybe you shouldn't read tomorrow. The tree will be fine. The boy? Not so much... (in reply to KathleenOverby @katdish Please don't crush me. Are you going to bash the sentimental ole tree? I won't be able to look. Mercy on the stump. I beg you.)

@Helenatrandom I think the point of the book was that you can be a hedonistic, self-indulgent opportunist & God will still love you...(in reply to Helenatrandom @katdish A letdown from about 34 years ago that I still am not over. I am pschologically scarred from that book not having a real point.)

...whist avoiding body checks and pucks to the head. Thoughts?

So, I was thinking it might be cool to combine men's figure skating with hockey. Skaters would perform artistic skating routines...

@marni71 ZIP IT???? Oh, okay...but not everyone can talk to me like that. Consider yourself lucky. (in reply to marni71 @katdish Oh zip it. I just didn't see u there due to lack of coffee. Latte is now on board. And....YOU CAIN'T QUIT ME!)

@buzzbyannies Well, thank you. (in reply to buzzbyannies @katdish @marni71 You Texans are ruthless with that unfollow hammer.)

@buzzbyannies If @marni71 doesn't, we should put the unfollow hammer down on her.

@buzzbyannies That's okay. We can shun @marni71 together.( in reply to buzzbyannies @marni71 I second the ahem.)

@marni71 Ahem! (in reply to marni71 @Nick_theGeek @makeadiff21 @billycoffey @CandySteele Good morning!)

@ronsteele7 I'm being cursed at by a celebrity! Lawsome. (in reply to ronsteele7 @katdish The teleprompter is broken, so #?% to you, imaginary friend, katdish)

@CandySteele I'm imagining RB typing from a teleprompter & waiting for him to type *?#% you, San Diego! (in reply to CandySteele @katdish RB is responding to blog comments."That's a lot of work. I hope I don't die cuz there might be a lot of them.Oh, wait...nevermind")

Me thinks some extracts think a bit too highly of themselves! http://twitpic.com/13nlue


@gyoung9751 Snort! (in reply to gyoung9751 @katdish Absolutely. No question about it.)

@gyoung9751 Had we not already established that? (in reply to gyoung9751 That means @katdish is the queen.)

The baby has escaped from the king cake. And he's GOLD BABY! http://twitpic.com/13njn1


And where do I sign up for something like that?
So, there's an olympic sport where you ski and shoot stuff with a rifle? Where have I been?

HLAC comments section - Where your raging ADD is always welcome. Just ask @redclaydiaries & buzzbyannies http://bit.ly/bHpNCY

After seeing The Tooth Fairy, I may have to rethink my screenplay The Life & Times of @billycoffey starring Dwayne Johnson.

@redclaydiaries Oh, it's not Howard th Duck bad. Just a renter for sure.(in reply to redclaydiaries @katdish GAAA. Well, that settles it. I intend to "forget" to take kids to see it till after it leaves theaters. So thx for that.)

Wow. Just wow. That was 2 hours of my life I'll never get back. And I have sticky shoes.

@JeffHolton @VariantVal Well, we're about to see Tooth Fairy. I'm hoping it's better than I expect it to be.

I am at the movies. My feet are stuck to the floor. Gross.

Has anyone seen the movie The Tooth Fairy? My daughter wants to go see it. Is it horrible?

@sarahmsalter Because I've found that one works for me...

@sarahmsalter Ultimately, I think you should go with your instincts on this one. The one that says @katdish is right.

@Nick_theGeek Oh, whateva... (in reply to Nick_theGeek @katdish well b careful arguing with me. beware the power of my mind)

@pagan43 That made me happy!

RT @pagan43: Put a geranium in your hat and be happy.

@Doallas Sharing is nice. But I don't think I would like it if someone shared a banana by prying my jaws open. Sort of pushy, really... (in reply to Doallas @katdish The orang was sharing, actually. It's clear it would be a no go (maybe more for you than Buddy).

@Doallas Also? Monkeys stink.

@Doallas Did you see how that ape was prying open the dog's mouth? Buddy would have a fit! (in reply to Doallas So @katdish, does that mean no orangutan?)

@Doallas Ha! Buddy Monkey Love! (in reply to Doallas @katdish The perfect playmate for Buddy! http://ow.ly/17ADA )

Yeah, weird... http://twitpic.com/139tqn


My sister just won. Dang she's lucky!

My daughter is taking the artistic approach. http://twitpic.com/133rs7


@HeatherSunseri I keep missing numbers. (in reply to HeatherSunseri @katdish How can you suck at Bingo?)

I suck at bingo...

@weightwhat so far, not so much... (in reply to weightwhat @katdish Ooo! Magenta must be lucky!)

See??? http://twitpic.com/133goz


@weightwhat I DO!!!! (in reply to weightwhat @katdish Do you have your very own dauber?)

Don't judge me... http://twitpic.com/133ef1


Pulp Historical Fiction #boringmovies

Pirates of the Long John Silver's Restaurant #boringmovies

Diary of a menopausal Caucasian woman #boringmovies

13 going on 14 #boringmovies

@RonSteele7 Sweet Lincoln's Mullet! Happy Birthday Ron Burgandy!
Sorry/you're welcome...

9 comments:

Wendy said...

Is it just me, or does Chair Jesus have freakishly long arms?

Maureen said...

I still think that thing between the dog and orangutan was sweet.

Thanks for another Saturday laugh at the first place I checked this morning (after my own blog, that is).

Candace Jean July 16 said...

Doesn't Buddy Love need a bath AFTER he wallows around in the yard like that?

Shark Bait said...

After seeing that chair, all I can say is...

Holy Crap!

Kathleen said...

Sitting in Jesus' lap just got easier - no dying involved.
I hate it that his arms are stuck, though.

♥ Kathy said...

I am frightened by the chair..

Helen said...

I thought that it was awesome that the monkey had a pet.

Alisha De Freitas said...

That chair is crazy!

Marni said...

My dad lives on a lake. His dogs find dead fish to roll around on AFTER they get a bath. My dad has high blood pressure. Coincidence? I think not.