Twitter Update moves to Saturday

Okay, peeps - I'm changing things up a bit. I've decided to move the twitter update to Saturday. Why? Oh, just because I felt like it. Actually, I'd like to do a bit more "actual writing" here during the week. We'll see how it plays out.

I received some very exciting news yesterday. (Actually, two exciting announcements in one day). I'll share one of them next week, but the other I still have to keep mum about for a bit longer. Dang it.

But for now, here's the best of me (or not) on the twitter:

@Nick_theGeek Sorry, but no. But AHHHH! (in reply to Nick_theGeek @katdish not even with me?)

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm excited about something. But sorry, can't share.

The Church of No People blog is like the giant jar of cheez whiz to my computer's intestinal system. Wuddup with that?

@redclaydiaries Sorry/you're welcome (in reply to redclaydiaries @katdish TOO MUCH INFORMATION. I need to go scrub my brain.)

I suppose I should get a seat cozy for my vinyl chair ~ RT @billycoffey: Why you must write naked ~ http://bit.ly/b6n01q

@Helenatrandom Snort! "Twitter Ho Tweets" Sounds like some kind of Little Debbie product by Sylvester the Cat.

@sarahmsalter Sitting here thinking I should probably eat breakfast, but don't feel like getting up. Devastating laziness strikes again.

@billycoffey It was, huh? (in reply to billycoffey @katdish That was bloody brilliant!)

Two, two...Two tweets in one!

If you suffer from Fatassitosis, http://bit.ly/dvuVKe perhaps you should not write naked http://bit.ly/aK4etP

Including, but not limited to Kadonkadonk, Badonkadonk, and Fatassistosis.

Disclaimer: Any and all comments left of my blog, Hey Look a Chicken, may be used in part or in their entirety as future blog fodder.

RT @christomlinson_: "Chris Tomlinson: He doesn't make me want to vomit." by @katdish. Grace comes in many forms. http://ow.ly/11wFi

@makeadiff21 You're asking ME what constitutes normal? You should probably go lay down. (in reply to makeadiff21 @katdish That isn't normal?? Oh, please tell me that's normal.)

Sigh...How is it that I've been busy all day and feel like I've gotten nothing accomplished?

@marni71 I sometimes write my posts in wing dings. Just because... (in reply to marni71 @prodigaljohn Verdana is holier. Just sayin...)

@bryanallain Did you want his cell number? (in reply to bryanallain I'm thinking about interviewing Steve Jobs for my blog. Not a possibility of course, but I'm thinking about it anyway.)

@sarahmsalter Oh, I can't define crap, I just know it when I see it. (in reply to sarahmsalter @katdish See, you have to define "crap." 'Cuz I'm afraid to send you ANYthing.)

@sarahmsalter Yes. I'm anti-crap. (in reply to sarahmsalter @katdish Oh, yes. I admit this. You know when something's good and when something's crap. It's your spiritual gift.)

@sarahmsalter Yes, but you must admit that a katdish endorsement is kind of a big deal... (in reply to sarahmsalter @billycoffey I don't need @katdish to vouch for your post, Dude. They stand on their own & prove themselves.)

I'm here! Commence the celebrations

Good Morning! My dog is having an emotional breakdown. I put his (nasty, gross) dog bed in the washing machine.

@myreallips Or a steel trap. One of those...

@myreallips Because I have a mind like a steal trap. (in reply to marni71 @buzzbyannies GAAAA! I thought I told ya'll. How does @katdish know but not the rest of you? I have a complex now.)

@myreallips OOSTA! (in reply to marni71 @sarahmsalter @br8kthru I just like that @Nick_theGeek changed his, so I changed mine. And the story behind it will make @katdish laugh.)

RT @ryanmer: Only 15 minutes until Steve Jobs announces something I can't afford, don't need, and absolutely want.

@DueFriday Nobody beats Jack Bauer (except maybe @billycoffey) (in reply to DueFriday RT @DavidBGoddard The new Apple tablet is rumored to beat Kindle, cancer, Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris & fix the world trade deficit with China.)

I don't think so. Homey don't play that.

So now, if I don't send this heart out to him and everyone else and someone dies, THAT'S ON MY HEAD?

UGH! My dad always sends me these email forwards. Today's: "Give this heart to everyone you don't want to lose in 2010".

Is it just me, or does the Russian boss on 24 look like @badbanana?

@redclaydiaries @Nick_theGeek I'm talking to everyone, because everyone cares.

@katdish Also? I bought space bags today. 20-30 stuffed animals will now fit neatly into the attic.

@sarahmsalter Bribery & ultimatims. The cornerstone of parenting.

@Nick_theGeek Why yes. Yes I am. (in reply to Nick_theGeek @katdish ru painting a big monkey butt on ur daughter's wall?)

I tell my daughter "I want everything off the floor" and I can't really fault her for not following instructions. http://twitpic.com/zrwx8


@mylestones Sort of like when my daughter used to tell me all the time, "Mommy, please stop talking to me."

RT @mylestones: I asked my 5yo son how he would feel about doing school at home & me being his teacher. His one word response: "Bad."

@amysorrells That's called a vurp. (in reply to amysorrells Just turned in passport application. It felt...terrifying...and epic. I think I only threw up a little bit in my mouth, as they say.)

@joannamuses Oh man. I'd have all kinds of awards. (in reply to joannamuses if only society considered being an excellent procrastinator an achievement)

@Nick_theGeek Red Man as in the tobacco, not Native Americans. Just to be clear. (Not that there's anything wrong with that)

@Nick_theGeek Ah yes. The list of tax deductions is growing. Wonder if I should take up a Red Man habit.(in reply to Nick_theGeek @katdish u should look n2 a tax deduction 4 ur cable bill ...)

Watching Hillbilly: The Real Story on The History Channel (client research)

@kristaphillips Ah the beauty of the store is it has both. I think I've said No about 15 times. (in reply to kristaphillips @katdish my daughter gravitates 2 that section the moment we enter the store. She's supposed to want expensive clothes, not stupid crap!)

At Justice with my daughter. Land of crap she doesn't need. http://twitpic.com/zfrdz


"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine." ~ Rita Rudner

@billycoffey I have a really good feeling about this one. I really do.

RT @billycoffey: Sent a copy of Snow Day to my hero of 25 years for a possible endorsement. Fingers crossed, prayers said.

Dear Person who left me a DM telling me you're looking forward to my tweets. You're not following me, goober.

@marni71 Snort! (in reply to marni71 RT @katdish: Sorry people! I'm busy CHANGING LIVES here!// that's just a day job. Twitter is your ministry. Get your priorities straight.)

Sorry people! I'm busy CHANGING LIVES here!

@Babybloomr Yes, sort of a twirlyworld sisterhood. (in reply to Babybloomr @katdish I totally love your twirly world! I live in twirly world!)

Fave comment today: I had to unfollow you for a bit. The straight tweet world needed to be figured out. Your twirly world confused me...

@billycoffey Tell me something I don't already know. (in reply to billycoffey @katdish Ah. That's my normal.)

@togetherforgood I'm fairly incorrigible...

@billycoffey Tired/snarky/reality based. (in reply to billycoffey @katdish Was that snarky? Because that sounded snarky.)

@billycoffey Yes. It is morning isn't it?