Friday, November 27, 2009
You would think with getting my house ready for guests and Thanksgiving, I wouldn't have much time to be on the twitter. And you would be wrong...
The best of me (or not) on the twitter:
@PeterPollock Wow. I think you've been hanging around me too long. Either that or you've been hitting the box wine early. (in reply to @katdish well... @DaleChumbley managed to RT it... but I guess it takes a man to skillfully shorten a tweet!)
@PeterPollock Thanks Peter. I would RT it, but it's too many characters.
We haven't eaten yet! I'm so hungry, I could eat my own cooking...
@CandySteele The goose is arriving in a couple of hours. Year 44 of NOT cooking a turkey and counting.
@Helenatrandom "beef tongue" and "delightful" should never be used together in a sentence.
@Helenatrandom Bet @bryanallain isn't THAT hungry...
RT @Helenatrandom: @bryanallain I have a great recipe for beef tongue...//GAAAAAA!!!!!
@bryanallain When are you NOT hungry, Bryan?
Also known as the "McKnuckle" RT @MattTCoNP: Just as I'm starting to have some self esteem, McDonald's announces McRib is back!
Gotta go walk the dog. (Not a euphemism)
@MattTCoNP Oh, Matt. You always sound grumpy.
@MattTCoNP Good morning, Matt! Getting your grump on early this morning?
RT @joannamuses: RT @FakeAPStylebook: For balance, Thanksgiving articles should also contain quotes from devastated turkey families.
@CandySteele Answer: "And I get to use my offset spatula". Question: Name a phrase katdish would never say.
RT @marni71: @prodigaljohn dude, dial down your freak magnet.
Oh wait. Let me poke them with a stick. They love that. http://twitpic.com/qs4nw
Fire ants in November. Try not to be jealous. http://twitpic.com/qs4he
@sarahmsalter oh Sarah, you're such a girl. (in reply to @katdish EEEEWWWWW!)
@PuriChristos it was already dead. But I did chop up a big one with a riding lawn mower once. It was awesome. Thunk, thunk, THUNK! (in reply to @katdish What did you do?)
Dead baby snake http://twitpic.com/qs359
Merry Christmas Buddy Love! http://twitpic.com/qrve1
Note to self: You are too old to sit criss-cross applesauce for long periods of time.
Or is that "blogging"? I'm so confused...
Now I gotta go back to "writing"...
I'm off to get a haircut then see about renting a bulldozer to clean my kids' rooms.
@JeanneDamoff Snort! (in reply to @katdish @heathersunseri @billeycoffey The Dread Pirate Coffey works, but I have dibs on The Dread Pirate Roberta. (I also have the pants.)
@billycoffey What about The Dread Pirate Coffey?
@HeatherSunseri Biff, huh? Well, whatever you do, don't call him Bill.
@HeatherSunseri He's a fancy redneck.
@JeanneDamoff Just the shoes. I can't tell you where the witch is until the statutes of limitations has expired. (in reply to @katdish Does your dead potted plant wear red polka-dotted shoes? Or did it land on the wicked witch of the west? Mysteries abound.)
Having company this week. Guess I should put a new plant on the front porch. http://twitpic.com/qn69j
@marni71 I know. Everyone wants to support "your vision", just as long as you do it their way.
@Helenatrandom My Sweet Helen! How I've missed you!
@CandySteele Who me? Never. But I come from a long line of squeaky, loud, obnoxious wheels. (in reply to @katdish you say that like you have experience.)
@redclaydiaries Remember: Squeaky, loud, obnoxious wheel! (in reply to @sarahmsalter @katdish @CandySteele @billycoffey et al, I'm ok w snakes &/or spiders. Hi & Bye. Off to see doctor. AGAIN. C U l8r)
@sarahmsalter Has Charlotte's Web taught us nothing?
For those of you put off by the picture on my post today, be glad I didn't post this one: http://bit.ly/56b6yR
@PuriChristos The monkey spider airplane tweet.
@PuriChristos What the heck are you talking about? Did you forget your meds this morning?
@redclaydiaries It was the grocery store sushi references I'm sure.
@redclaydiaries and Belgium of course...
@redclaydiaries Well that explains why I've only had two hits from China! They love me in Japan!
@PeterPollock Snort! Good one... (in reply to @katdish Aww, you haven't called me that in a while!)
@PeterPollock Oh, shut up. You know what I'm talking about. (in reply to @katdish What time machine book has your daughter read?)
@JanetOber The only thing you should eat from a gas station is a fried burrito with ketchup, and then only from Allsups.
@PeterPollock Everytime I mention "the book", my daughter says, Oooo! The time machine book? I LOVE that book!
@PeterPollock Well, they do share a fondness for black cowboy hats.
@PeterPollock Who is Trace Adkins?
RT @PeterPollock: My daughter just saw a picture of Trace Adkins and asked "Is that @billycoffey?"
@unmarketing Well then, I'm doing it right. (in reply to @katdish by not asking people to validate their existence)
@unmarketing so how do you do it right? (in reply to If ur using TrueTwit validation to make ppl verify they're a real person, ur doing it wrong. And ur unfollowed now)
@sarahmsalter it's not that I can't cook, I just don't like to. If it was up to me we would eat sandwiches all the time.
@CandySteele I'm too lazy to do that. I don't like chopping stuff either. Or cooking. I'm pretty much worthless in the kitchen.
"these French fries taste like salty potatoes." - my daughter
@RobinMArnold her teacher said she knew something was up when she asked her how to spell diarrhea.
@noveldoctor Ooo! Can I be one of your minions? I'll have family over, but they'll be in a tryptophan coma by 3ish... (in reply to FYI: While everyone in America is tripping on tryptophan next Thurs, I'm plotting a takeover of Twitter.
@br8kthru I wouldn't know... (in reply to @katdish neither does being humble. :)
@llbarkat being right never gets old.
RT @llbarkat: Well @katdish will be happy about the cover. Hoping you will be too http://tinyurl.com/yaggtoc
@HeatheroftheEO I'm been hearing that a lot lately. But I know better...YOU CAIN'T QUIT ME!
RT @redclaydiaries: @katdish GET OFF MY BACK. Thank you. //Just trying to help you help me.
@redclaydiaries My inbox is seriously lacking in an email from you...