Okay, okay...I know I said I had reached my self-imposed limit on ridiculous blogs posts for the week, but this is different. I'm giving away free stuff! To celebrate the fact that I have FINALLY convinced my daughter to get rid of a certain collection of dolls that I'm not very fond of, for the next few Saturdays, I will be giving away groupings of them.
Here's the deal: In the comments section or via email (firstname.lastname@example.org), convince me how much you want these lovely little dolls and accessories pictured. Leave a caption, tell a story, make me laugh! I'm not going to judge the contest, because I don't want to have to decide. So, I'll probably ask Jeff, Tamara and my husband Ron to pick a winner. Special consideration will be given to those who link this post to other blogs authors who have never read this blog. Come on, spread the love that is Hey Look A Chicken! Ready? Let's do this thing!
Super Skanktacular Saturday Giveaway No. 1:
The Kardashian Sisters Collection:
What better way to kick off this contest than dolls representing Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian? Surely these ladies represent all things Skanktacular!
Come on, people. You gotta admit, the resemblance is uncanny! You will also receive 3 additional skanky outfits:
Contest deadline next Saturday, 9:00 AM central time. At that time, I will also reveal the next group of dolls: "Slutty Girlz Rock Band!" Good Luck!
EDITOR"S NOTE: Annoying mother and bail money not included.
UPDATE: I realize many of you are saying, "Sure, those dolls are Skankalicious, but I really don't have a need for them." I am also willing to send these dolls to a friend, beautifully gift wrapped in an empty Fancy Feast cat food box, with gift card included. The longer these things are in my house, the more likelihood that my daughter will change her mind! Enter early, enter often!