Slutty Girlz Rock Band Contest Extended!

Hey, peeps! My kiddo is performing at Sea World today. Actually, his choir is performing - he doesn't have mad water skiing skillz or anything like that. Anyway, one of the judges will be accompanying me on the trip, cuz her daughter is also performing. Therefore, I am extending the deadline until whenever I get back. This should be sometime tonight. In the meantime, let me remind you that still in the running are: Jake, Tony C., Rrramone, Nick the Geek, Helen, and of course, the odds on favorite: Beth!


I don't need to tell you how skanktacular this particular prize package is. Clearly, you recognize quality, as witnessed by your loyalty to this blog! AHEM...


And now....(drum roll) here is the next group for your consideration:


Yes, Virginia there is a Skank Fairy:
Greetings from the Magical Land of Miscellaneous!


Yes, ladies and gentlemen! Not only do you get two beautiful stars from the blockbuster hit "Bratz Fashion Pixies!", you also get two silver butterfly hair clips, a creepy little blue fairy, an extra skirt, wand AND a stereo radio worth literally hundreds of pennies!

I know you're saying to yourselves, "How could she possibly offer such a fine prize package in such desperate economic times as these?!" But wait...there's more!

You also will receive four cake topper bratz dolls, suitable for even the youngest wanna-be prostitot! (I realize that it is difficult to see in this picture, but trust me - the one on the far left has a precious expression that seems to say, "Oh no you di-ent!", and the one on the far right bears a striking resemblance to BonQuiQui). Plus, a tiny pillow that says "Pamper Me", a fuzzy bratz chiuaua with bobble head and all the accessories, and of course the removable pixie wings.

I know the competition will be extra tough this week. Please...no wagering! In the meantime, be thinking about possible graduation gifts for a certain young college blogger whose likeness will be up for grabs next week!