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Anyhoo...I had already given Steph and Jon autographed copies of the Skymall catalog during my trip to the great state of Georgia. However, I felt compelled to leave a gift to the friendly skies:
(I also wrote my URL address on it.)
That's right, people. I spammed an airplane.
And yes, I am currently working on another installment of the Skymall series. I know you are all breathless with anticipation...
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They should consider themselves blessed by your efforts...
Okay- I'm here for the cat fight! (not Kat fight).
I just read your snarky comments about me being a munchkin over at Helen's, and as we say here in So. Illinois, "THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS!"
My veri word is "juseme".
I'm taking it as a sign.
"Ju se me coming?"
I didn't think so.
You KNEW I was out. YOu knew it's my payday. You thought I'd never know....well, I do!
ANd If I don't ever get my lifesize Velveeta carving, I will glue your butt to my timeout chair permanently!
*I'm here in my heels, AND I brought my MOM with me!
Smurf,
Yeah Katdish is always picking on people. She called me odd over at Smarty Pants.
Word Verification: fecle
Being called odd is a buncha fecle matter
PS, Katdish you know I wouldn't throw you under the bus like that if I didn't love you ... or think it would be funny.
Man, maybe you all just aren't very nice to our wonderful friend, Katdish. Why just today I received a very large and well-taped box full of AWESOME straight from the woman herself. Just sayin....
More happy comments. Less yappy comments.
I'd better go now. Frank's experimenting with fauxhawks! Nooooooooo!
Yeah, Nick. Us smart arses have some pretty high standards...
And Sherri, you're so cute when you get all indignant and start stomping those tiny little feet!
Beth -
"More happy comments. Less yappy comments."
That is Awesome with a capital AWE!
Thats awesome. Next time maybe sign an inside page so it is less obvious to the cleaning staff checking if copies need to be replaced though.
Dang it! Now I'm all tired and stuff! I just finished Helen's debut post for tomorrow.
But I'll be back! Fiestier than ever. (Mom went to sleep so I don't feel as protected.)
Us munchkins can take a mean little nip outta' your big feet! I'm just sayin'...
I gotta' get some rest- lucky for you I'm old and worn out!
Thanks for the back up Nick. I might need ya' tomorrow.
Beth is too busy being "bought" to stand up for a tiny person being mistreated! Yeah, I'm YAPPY, not HAPPY!
Good night.
I think it's cool you spammed the airline lol I put my url out there all over too ;)
Now Sherri, I don't think Beth was bought. She is just reminding you of things to love about Katdish besides her sense of humour, during moments when you aren't loving her sense of humour. Beth is a peacemaker. She is always trying to make peace when little spats seem to appear. Beth was the first one on the scene a couple of weeks ago when I was cyberhyperventilating. That's who she is. It probably comes from her trying to patch up spats between her preschoolers.
Sherri, did you ever see a movie "Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows". Well Nick seems to be on the side of the angels a lot....
Helen, I've not seen the movie but it does sound familiar...
And Beth HAS been bought and she's been staring into that "Window to the soul" that I referred to awhile back on Dear Gabby, remember?
WHAT EVER YOU DO, DON'T LOOK INTO THAT WINDOW!
Katdish is the head of a cult here, I tell ya', a CULT!
She passes out Snuggies like visitor cards and the people are NEVER the same once they wear them.
It's all in her plan.
You can't trust TALL WOMEN. I'm serious.
We need to pray for Beth and the other "Followers". They have no idea what's ahead for them!
So, you know how I love to leave random youtube links in comments?
Well, I was looking for one that had the teacher talking on the Peanuts specials to denote what I hear when Sherri leaves really long comments (Wa, wa, wah, wah...) and I found some Friday blog fodder instead. So thanks, my tiny little friend!
Don't miss my response to the Peanuts adult comment. It also explains why I drive especially careful in Arkansas and West VA.
You spam airplanes? Cool! I spam prison cafeteria tables when I go there for ministry purposes. Of course, I don't give them my URL...no one wants to see pictures of my pets, kids and listen to me whine about the passport office. Nope, I leave them your URL. If you start getting postings from random people with interesting blogger names (ie. twentytolife, nomoparole, etc) that's from your new buddies at the Mansfield Unit. You're welcome.
Don't you be messin wif no shorties. I b gettin out soon and got some friends in Houston yo.
Dear Really Innocent,
Katdish and Sherri banter like this all the time. It is the way they show each other affection. There is no need for you to send your Houston friends to her, unless they are interested in checking out the Church she is involved with. I am sure she would then be willing to meet with them.
Till you get out, I hope you enjoy your stay.
Marni, I really like you. You are funny!
IMNocent -
I notice that you're gangster.
kat don't chu be throwin that west side crap I be rolling east side yo,
I don't know much about this Skymall obsession (er. I mean HOBBY) of yours, but I think you should write a Skymall ad about your blog - why you call it "Hey look, a chicken!" and all that stuff....
And then post it here.
And we will read it.
And pretend that we're flying the friendly skies together while we're reading it.
Only we'll all know that it's not (yet) published by Skymall.
On second thought, it might not be the same at all.
I hope I find one of these on a plane someday. Bless God.
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