Tuesday, March 31, 2009
What does the above picture have to do with grocery shopping? I have no idea. But when I did a google search for "I hate grocery shopping", this picture came up. So I figured I'd give this guy some mad peanut props. But I digress...
Here's something else kind of space/time continuum-ey. When I went shopping Friday afternoon, I had no idea Beth was going to do a post about grocery shopping, nor did I know I would be doing a post about grocery shopping. That is, until I happened to come across a cheese display at the local grocery store. People, it's not like I'm out looking for blog fodder everywhere I go (Okay, maybe I am just a little.), but tell me, is it's just me?:
Seemingly gracious wine and cheese steward from this angle, right? Not so fast!
Am I the only person who thinks this guy isn't wearing any pants? I have passed by this particular display countless times! Since I don't drink wine and I think those particular type of crackers are fairly nasty, I never really paid much attention. But please, Kroger! There are CHILDREN at this grocery store!
That is just wrong on so many levels. After be ocularly accosted in the rear of the store (pun intended), I figured I had everything I wanted and some things I didn't. I composed myself and went to the check out line, paid for my groceries and headed out to the parking lot. As I was pulling out of the parking lot, my phone rings. It is my husband calling. "Are you still at the grocery store?" This means one of two things: 1) "How much longer are you going to be?" or 2) "I forgot to ask you to get me some jelly beans." On this day, it was the latter. I really didn't feel like going back to the store, as I was still visibly shaken by the pornographic cheese buttler. But since Katdish = obedient wife, I turned the car around and went back to get 3 bags of Jolly Rancher jelly beans. (They are the best.) Obviously, I didn't get a cart or a basket. I can manage 3 bags of jelly beans all by myself, thank you very much.
So guess what? They're on sale. They are ordinarily $2.99 per bag, but the sale price was 3 for $5.00. I call dh to ask him how many bags I was supposed to buy. Yep -- six. "Oh, and by the way, we also need Cheetos, saltine crackers and tortilla chips." Great! As if I don't already look like a big enough tool walking around with 6 large bags of jelly beans. Might as well go for broke.
No, I do not heart grocery shopping -- not even a little bit. But the candy aisle was somewhat educational. Have you heard about the new m&m special dark chocolate candies?
I always thought that because they were shiny looking, they were INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED in foil. And seriously...who has that kind of time? But no! You EAT the shiny part:
Yeah. Still not so sure about that. But to end on a positive note, guess what they were selling in the bakery? (Cue the angelic, cherub choir.) Chocolate chip pumpkin muffin tops! Yum-O!
Now, that there is a muffin top I can give truly get behind.