My Lousy Excuse for a Blog Post

For those of you who read this blog on a regular basis (current estimates in the mid-single-digit range), I wanted to say thank you, and that I have several post ideas that I've been working on. And by working on, I mean that they've been floating around like tiny ships without anchors in the stormy ocean of my mind (feel free to use this amazing illiteration). Regrettably, none of said ideas pass the strict standards of excellence that I feel must be adhered to on "Hey look, a chicken!" (See Rob Bell/Chris Farley post). I promise to post something of substance (?) in the near future.

Today is the last day of school. I have been working on a few teachers' gifts and a couple of canvases I agreed to give away as part of a Junior Achievment project. As I have honed my procrastination skills exponentially, I, of course waited until the last possible minute to finish these projects. This is what I've been doing for the past two days (and nights):

For clarification purposes, I should probably note here that the school mascot is a rhino. I don't heart rhinos to a higher degree than the average person. It is not necessary to send me links to www.rhinomania.blogspot.com. However, I do appreciate the thought. Which is, of course, what really counts.

I'm going to try and take a nap now....